Best(Worst)Gaim

Here's the whole game(almost):

You are a Hugh-man

You have 3 stats: Strongs Thinks Darts

Strongs are when you do strongs stuffs like throw big roks

Thinks are for when you pondur lifes deets

Darts are for when you void runaway buss

You has 1 Hurt Point, if you luse it you are hurt, if you lose a hurt point and you don't have one, you die. That's lame.

You do kool things like drink kool-aid(tm) and fight munsters(tm)

get Xp when you win, if you luse, you are lame

also get treasures, which boosts stuff up

Roll dice and add a stat, get a high number to win

The GM(God Machine) tellz you wut is high